Bodily functions

For those of you who are interested in my very personal news; I have on my travels so far been food poisoned, had a few bad poo days, had a cold (twice!), leach bite marks on my ankles, mosquito bite marks all over (mostly my legs, but I have reacted to them much worse than I ever have before??), been bitten all over by bed bugs in a guest house in Kerala and also been sun burnt (I'm still peeling! doh!)