Crash!

Much drunken fun on my last day at work, to be honest I really can't be bothered to say what happened and some of it was a blur anyway and also I'm starting to doubt the blog now, how honest should I be, what should it document and who is this for anyway??

Enough of that, I will let you know what happened the next day, by the time I had half recovered in the afternoon, but to be honest I had been up til 5am and I still felt pretty wobbly. I had to get the van I hired to move my stuff back to my mums. I managed to have two accidents in that god damn van on the way back from the hire place, where I had hired the van from a dwarf, to be honest I was in no state to drive. I smashed the tail light of a parked car coming down one a really tight street with cars parked either side and just about room for one car/van to go between them and then minutes later parking outside my flat which is on the steepest hill in Brighton (I'm sick of hills, I think i might move to Holland) my foot slipped off the break and I flew forward into the car in front making quite a large bang. I'm in right state at this point and I get out of the van just as the bloke who's car it is comes out of his house. As it turns out to my amazement there isn't a scratch on either vehicle, I still have no idea why! This morning I get a call from the first guy I crashed into (I left a note) as it turns out the cars tax is running out in a month and then he is scrapping it so I need not worry! Brilliant :)